• Cashier: *dies at register*
  • Customer: are you open

caelas:

saying feminism is unnecessary because you don’t feel oppressed is like saying fire extinguishers are unnecessary because your house isn’t on fire

(via rhydonmyhardon)

pumpkinpegasus:

“abortion is a permanent decision”

so is…having baby…..

(Source: klezmermaid, via jesussbabymomma)

  • things I should be doing: reading
  • things I want to do: read
  • thing that I am putting off for no conceivable reason: reading

londongrimshaw:

[falls in the shower] parkour

(via vvankinq)

wookiej:

Spanish Teacher: ¿Cómo estás?

Me: Estoy bitchin’

(Source: exploudinme, via jesuschristvevo)

(Source: sad-sorry, via linderkohl)

conro101:

oh I have a thing tomorrow? guess I’ll go to bed at 2 AM instead of 3 AM

(Source: conronorock, via vvankinq)