• things I should be doing: reading
  • things I want to do: read
  • thing that I am putting off for no conceivable reason: reading


[falls in the shower] parkour

(via vvankinq)


Spanish Teacher: ¿Cómo estás?

Me: Estoy bitchin’

(Source: exploudinme, via jesuschristvevo)

(Source: sad-sorry, via kballoishlifel)


oh I have a thing tomorrow? guess I’ll go to bed at 2 AM instead of 3 AM

(Source: conronorock, via vvankinq)


i hate that “LOL SO IF WOMEN ARE EQUAL CAN I PUNCH YOU” shit bc 1 in 3 women are abused

y’all are already punching us

the issue is that we’d like you to stop

(via dialupmodem)


I love being a bitch but i also love being nice

(via princesscatdaddy)


you better czechoslovakia before you wreckyoslovkia

(via thechristianmingler)