• things I should be doing: reading
  • things I want to do: read
  • thing that I am putting off for no conceivable reason: reading

londongrimshaw:

[falls in the shower] parkour

(via vvankinq)

wookiej:

Spanish Teacher: ¿Cómo estás?

Me: Estoy bitchin’

(Source: exploudinme, via jesuschristvevo)

(Source: sad-sorry, via kballoishlifel)

conro101:

oh I have a thing tomorrow? guess I’ll go to bed at 2 AM instead of 3 AM

(Source: conronorock, via vvankinq)

yunglapras:

i hate that “LOL SO IF WOMEN ARE EQUAL CAN I PUNCH YOU” shit bc 1 in 3 women are abused

y’all are already punching us

the issue is that we’d like you to stop

(via dialupmodem)

rawpussycat:

I love being a bitch but i also love being nice

(via princesscatdaddy)

assiest:

you better czechoslovakia before you wreckyoslovkia

(via thechristianmingler)