- Cashier: *dies at register*
- Customer: are you open
saying feminism is unnecessary because you don’t feel oppressed is like saying fire extinguishers are unnecessary because your house isn’t on fire
“abortion is a permanent decision”
so is…having baby…..
- things I should be doing: reading
- things I want to do: read
- thing that I am putting off for no conceivable reason: reading
Spanish Teacher: ¿Cómo estás?
Me: Estoy bitchin’
oh I have a thing tomorrow? guess I’ll go to bed at 2 AM instead of 3 AM